Tokyo Hosto flat out baffles me with its level of badness. As I am reviewing this, I am currently struggling to put into words how insulting it is that this game exists. It is insulting in the sense that it expects any gamer to enjoy this, in the fact that it expects people to pay …
Read the full post →“Steam Greenlight Landfill: Tokyo Hosto (PC/360/Ouya)”
I was considering doing an April Fools joke for this month, but I’m way too worn out to do that. Anyway, another month has come and gone, and Guardian Acorn seems to have completed the transition to its new host. Things seem to have went smoothly, and I did get four new reviews up. I …
Read the full post →“Site Progress & Personal Update: April 2021”
I think it’s safe to say most of us never heard of 12 is Better than 6. At the very least, I heard nothing about this game before playing it. The only reason I even had a copy is because of a Fanatical Bundle from a while back. 12 is Better than 6 waited in …
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Amazing Princess Sarah is not very amazing.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom was a 3D collectathon platformer for consoles in 2003. I played it back then because I was too young to know that licensed games usually suck. Battle for Bikini Bottom was pretty damn good though, and it holds up surprisingly well. Battle for Bikini Bottom – Rehydrated is a …
Akane the Kunoichi is a fairly decent platformer that was enjoyable to play. I am unsure if I would say it was particularly remarkable, but it worth its three dollar price tag. I will acknowledge that it isn’t necessarily an all time classic however.
So I’m sure most of you may have realized, this site looks a bit different than it usually does. The reason for this is that I needed to change which WordPress host Guardian Acorn is using because the old one decided that blurred images of eroge still count as pornography and violate the rules, and …
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CW: Discussion of sexual content. Has passing references to rape and slavery pertaining to sexual content. Lewd images are pixelated in this review and are uncensored in-game. Consider pledging to my fanbox if you want to see more reviews of NSFW games like this.I did not initially plan to review three hentai games in a …
Read the full post →“Standard Review: Demon King Domination (PC) (NSFW)”
CW: Rape, pedophilia, bestiality misogyny, torture, sexual slavery. Yep, it’s one of those games! Lewd images are censored for the purpose of this review, and are not censored in-game. Consider pledging to my fanbox if you want to see more reviews of NSFW games like this. I’m having trouble thinking of a way to lead …
Read the full post →“Nukige Septic Tank: Slave Witch April (PC) (NSFW)”
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