So, for those who haven’t heard, I’m now posting my visual novel reviews on Fuwanovel, starting with a short review of a short game, Cover Me in Leaves. This post is so my normal readers know when I post something there. Click here to read the review. Anyway, I planned to announce that I’d be …
Standard Review: Actual Sunlight (PC/Vita/Switch)
CW: Depression, suicide. Just a quick warning to give to anyone thinking of playing this; this game is absurdly bleak. When I say this, I don’t even mean bleak as in it will make you cry or anything; I’m talking that this game can completely shatter your sense of hope. If you suffer from depression …
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Standard Review: Clothing & Alterations (PC) (NSFW)
CW: Discussion of kinks and fetishes. Consider pledging to my fanbox if you want to see more reviews of NSFW games like this. Of the many statements I’ve made in my writing career, if I was told I had to choose one specific hill to die on, I’d probably choose the statement that queer people …
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Impressions & Commentary: DeltaRune Chapters 1 & 2
Time for a short break from politics to talk about a game that I promised a piece about a while back, but took way too long to get to. Undertale is one of my favorite games of all time, somewhere in my top five at least, and yet it took this long to check out …
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Quick Review: Digital Seclusion (PC)
CW: Discussion of agoraphobia, depression, and suicide. I think it’s safe to assume that some of us, myself included, view games as more than just entertainment. The gaming medium has a near and dear place in my heart, and many of the games I’ve played have shaped who I am as a person. While I’ve …
Steam Greenlight Landfill: Celestial Crossing (PC)
Well, looks like it’s time to review another no name ecchi visual novel. Much like all the other no name ecchi visual novels I reviewed, Celestial Crossing is bland, uninteresting, and absolutely generic. I am pretty sure I bought this one a few years ago cause it was on sale, and I thought that the …
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Quick Review: BRKÖUT (PC)
I’ve spoken about my fascination with meta-horror titles before. Even in cases where these types of games aren’t especially good, they are still at the very least, interesting. For those who are unsure what I mean by “meta-horror,” I am referring to games that lean on the 4th wall, and where the horror at least …
Nukige Septic Tank: Futanari Quest (PC) (NSFW)
CW: Discussion and portrayal of incest, rape, and transphobia. Consider pledging to my fanbox if you want to see more reviews of NSFW games like this. Well everyone, I just spent the last week or so suffering from pancreatitis and recovering from having a stone infested gallbladder removed. Needless to say, it has not been …
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Quick Review: After Life – Story of a Father (PC)
Well would you look at me, reviewing yet another game that no one ever heard of. I can hear it now. I just know a whole bunch of people are going to say “why don’t you cover something that people actually care about?” Well, mysterious hypothetical voices I just made up, clearly I review obscure …
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Top 5 Games Reviewed On Guardian Acorn in its Fourth Year
Well shit, Guardian Acorn’s 4th birthday just passed! I’m still quite in awe that this experiment of mine has lasted this long, and I’m hoping that it continues to last. And now comes the tradition where I take one last chance to talk about the best and the worst games I reviewed this year. Okay …
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