My red guts burst from girth tumors burst forth towards the blistering light.Cracking bones and crackling tones of piercing red white and blue rights.You know your rights, but do you know your wrongs?To sit, their laughing while I’m seething, grief seeded in deep dense throngs.Like animals for the slaughter, you line us up, but we’ve …
Another Quick Update
I’m going to have to be delaying The Coffin of Andy and Leyley piece and any future game reviews. A close friend of mine is currently dealing with very similar circumstances to what I dealt with last year, and I’m very concerned for her well being, so I want to do what I can to …
Cassandra Mel Tried to Blackmail Me, Lefty Twitter Helped Them
Update: Since I’ve posted this article, Cassandra Mel has engaged in activities so vile and depraved that what she’s done to me does not even compare. If you want the full picture of Cass’s criminal behavior, read my followup on the matter. This piece simply details what she’s done to me personally. Well, a lot …
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Quick Update
Just to give people a heads up, there’s been a lull in recent posts because I got sick, and it has effected my ability to make any progress on writing, and following that I’ve been dealing with some intense fits of anxiety. The next piece will be about The Coffin of Andy and Leyley. I …
Amazing VGM: Diamond Dust Zone (Sonic 3D Blast)
So, I’ve decided to take a new approach to content creation called “actually posting shit” instead of waiting several weeks until I finish a new review, and then letting traffic die down. It seems to be working thus far, but I often can’t finish a single review in a week unless it’s real short. So, …
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Deadlight (PC/360/XONE/PS4): Dead on Arrival (Detailed Review)
Deadlight is fucking terrible. I am making sure I emphasize this right away so that no one makes the mistake of assuming this wretched pile of filth has any merits. Deadlight is so bad, that I’m writing this review immediately after playing it, just to make sure that I remember every maddening detail of it. …
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The Shell Part I: Inferno (PC) Girl in a Shiny New Shell (Detailed Review) (NSFW)
It took a while for this one to get posted, but it’s finally up. Consider pledging to my fanbox if you want to see more reviews of NSFW games like this. https://fuwanovel.net/2023/11/review-the-shell-part-i-inferno-girl-in-a-shiny-new-shell/ I currently have one other review for Fuwanovel in progress, that being Taimanin Asagi. Though before I start writing that one, I do …
SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake (PC/PS4/PS5/Switch/XONE/XSX): Battle for Bikini Bargain Bin (Detailed Review)
If I had a nickel for every retro throwback 3D platformer that was based around time travel, that made my most anticipated games of 2023 list, and ended up mediocre and disappointing, I’d have two nickels. I don’t know why someone would give me two nickles for two games existing though, it’s not like I …
Nukige Septic Tank: Suck My Dick or Die! (PC) (NSFW)
It’s another Fuwanovel review, and another ancient MangaGamer title from when they had less resources and skills to properly localize their games. God this game was fucking painful. Consider pledging to my fanbox if you want to see more reviews of NSFW games like this. https://fuwanovel.net/2023/11/analysis-suck-my-dick-or-die-bad-title-worse-game/ Anyway, my review for The Shell Part 1: Inferno …
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Spooky’s Jump Scare Mansion (PC): Ironic Horror (Detailed Review)
Note: This review pertains to the original free to play version of this game, not the HD Remake. The remake did not exist when this review was posted to GameFAQs on October 26th of 2015. I do intend to check out the remake at some point though. Spooky’s Jump Scare Mansion is a game with …
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