It took a while for this one to get posted, but it’s finally up. Consider pledging to my fanbox if you want to see more reviews of NSFW games like this. https://fuwanovel.net/2023/11/review-the-shell-part-i-inferno-girl-in-a-shiny-new-shell/ I currently have one other review for Fuwanovel in progress, that being Taimanin Asagi. Though before I start writing that one, I do …
SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake (PC/PS4/PS5/Switch/XONE/XSX): Battle for Bikini Bargain Bin (Detailed Review)
If I had a nickel for every retro throwback 3D platformer that was based around time travel, that made my most anticipated games of 2023 list, and ended up mediocre and disappointing, I’d have two nickels. I don’t know why someone would give me two nickles for two games existing though, it’s not like I …
Nukige Septic Tank: Suck My Dick or Die! (PC) (NSFW)
It’s another Fuwanovel review, and another ancient MangaGamer title from when they had less resources and skills to properly localize their games. God this game was fucking painful. Consider pledging to my fanbox if you want to see more reviews of NSFW games like this. https://fuwanovel.net/2023/11/analysis-suck-my-dick-or-die-bad-title-worse-game/ Anyway, my review for The Shell Part 1: Inferno …
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Clive ‘N’ Wrench (PC/PS4/PS5/Switch): Bargain Bin Banjo-Kazooie (Detailed Review)
So, I like 3D collectathon platformers a lot, and this was number nine on my most anticipated games of 2023 list. It did not live up to the hype. Reading some parts of that piece are especially painful after having played through this game all the way. “It DOES look like it nails everything there …
Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure (PS1/DS/PC/Switch): A Little Sad, but Sweet Just the Same (Detailed Review)
Now, this is a game I’ve been meaning to review for quite some time. Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure is a game that is very close to my heart, and it feels weird that the sequels have just gotten an official localization. Who would have thought Rhapsody 2 and 3 would get theirs before MOTHER 3? …
Steam Greenlight Landfill: Sakura Beach (PC)
Yeah, this is another Fuwanovel review. Err well, they consider it more of a rant because I hate this game so much I can’t write about it without a string of profanity. This is one of the worst visual novels I’ve ever read. Like, bottom five material. https://fuwanovel.net/2023/08/analysis-sakura-beach-ending-summer-with-a-rant/ I’m hoping to return to more regular …
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Karryn’s Prison (PC): Sexual & Frustrating (Detailed Review) (NSFW)
Consider pledging to my fanbox if you want to see more reviews of NSFW games like this. One who has followed Guardian Acorn for a long time may remember my review of Meltys Quest. I reviewed this back in January of 2018, meaning that it has been over half a decade since I covered it. …
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Steam Greenlight Landfill: Eye of Saccharine
Another Fuwanovel review. The art style looked pretty good, and the premise sounds interesting based on how it was described on the store page, but the English script may just be the worst VN localization I’ve ever read.
Neptunia: Sisters Vs Sisters (PS4/PS5/PC): Two Steps Forward, Three Steps Back (Detailed Review)
Recently, I’ve decided to try something new with my reviews, a little thing called “playing and reviewing games within the year they are released.” Of course, I can’t review every game I’m interested in within a specific year, so I decided I’d focus on my picks for most anticipated games of 2023. And yes, Neptunia: …
Standard Review: Saint Maker (PC/Switch)
Another Fuwanovel review is out, this one for horror visual novel Saint Maker. https://fuwanovel.net/2023/04/saint-maker-review/ I was really impressed by this one, and definitely hope to cover some of Yanyang Mobile’s other titles in the future. Anyway, next review will be Neptunia: Sister’s Vs Sisters, which I just recently completed. – – If you would like …
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