Fangame Review: (Mario) The Music Box Remastered

I was supposed to write my review of (Mario) The Music Box Remastered at least two years ago. I’m now in the sort of yucky period of my career where I need to coax myself back intro writing after continuous, traumatic events and several months dealing with severe PTSD because sitting there being traumatized doesn’t …

Steam Greenlight Landfill: Skator Gator 3D (PC/XONE/XSX)

It’s not often that I play a game so dull and mediocre that thinking about it makes me nauseous. I can’t exactly say that Skator Gator 3D is one of the worst games I played, but I don’t like thinking about it. It gets under my skin in an odd way that objectively worse games …

Standard Review: Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation (SNES/DS/IOS)

Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation is in a bit of an awkward position when it comes to the Dragon Quest series. While it is a solid JRPG in its own right, it has the unfortunate distinction as the first in the series to be a step down from the previous entry. In short, Dragon …

Antichamber (PC): Meaningless and Frustrating Abstraction (Detailed Review)

There is a rule that I make sure to hold to every game when I review them. That rule being that their quality as a game is greatly determined by how well the game succeeds at accomplishing what it set out to achieve. To clarify, this means that my judgment usually comes as a result …

Nukige Septic Tank: Taimanin Asagi (PC) (NSFW)

Consider pledging to my fanbox if you want to see more reviews of NSFW games like this. Well, it’s time for another Fuwanovel review. This one took a while for me to get to, and even longer for it to get posted. https://fuwanovel.net/2024/03/review-taimanin-asagi/ Yeah, the first entry in the Taimanin series… kinda sucks ngl. Despite …

Quick Review: Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures (PC/3DS/WiiU/Switch/PS4/XONE)

Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures is a game that is a lot more unique than it looks. While it may look like just another retro style action game attempting to cash in on retro nostalgia and fans of the web series; it also takes a rather unique approach to its design. Specifically, it manages to …

Impressions & Commentary: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley Chapters 1&2

CW: Discussions or Incest, Cannibalism, emotional abuse, manipulation, and domestic abuse. Also there are spoilers. Consider pledging to my fanbox if you want to see more reviews of NSFW games like this. Time to capitalize on a trend everyone! The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is certainly something, and that specific something that it is, …

Deadlight (PC/360/XONE/PS4): Dead on Arrival (Detailed Review)

Deadlight is fucking terrible. I am making sure I emphasize this right away so that no one makes the mistake of assuming this wretched pile of filth has any merits. Deadlight is so bad, that I’m writing this review immediately after playing it, just to make sure that I remember every maddening detail of it. …

The Shell Part I: Inferno (PC) Girl in a Shiny New Shell (Detailed Review) (NSFW)

It took a while for this one to get posted, but it’s finally up. Consider pledging to my fanbox if you want to see more reviews of NSFW games like this. https://fuwanovel.net/2023/11/review-the-shell-part-i-inferno-girl-in-a-shiny-new-shell/ I currently have one other review for Fuwanovel in progress, that being Taimanin Asagi. Though before I start writing that one, I do …

SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake (PC/PS4/PS5/Switch/XONE/XSX): Battle for Bikini Bargain Bin (Detailed Review)

If I had a nickel for every retro throwback 3D platformer that was based around time travel, that made my most anticipated games of 2023 list, and ended up mediocre and disappointing, I’d have two nickels. I don’t know why someone would give me two nickles for two games existing though, it’s not like I …